Tired of running after pesky asylum escapees?

Are the mentally unstable driving you MAD?

Never fear!

With the Pumpkin Eater 5000 Easy Retrieval system, you will NEVER have to lose another institutionalised freak EVER AGAIN!

After many hours of RESEARCH and SCIENTIFIC blahblahs, scientists in Germania have produced the most advanced and easy to use Retrieval/Guard system in the world.

Using the unexpidited and melliflous seeds of the Arivonus Pumptortourous DEmentitus Pumpkin , of South America, they have engineered a cyborgian, temporary android thingy!

Let me tell you how it works:

Step one - open the jar of APED seeds.
Step two - throw seed to the ground and add a generic 'poof' sound effect
Step thre- watcth that baby grow and GO! Easy Peasy!

The PE5000 uses exosonic radaring to track its subject, and its steel-coated-teflon-induced-slithery-greeny-tubeyfetchy tentacle things, which are SUPERrustproof and SUPERdurable!
Also, the elecfomagnetic blueglowybarthingies, give off SEVENTY watts of Eleceforicity! WHat a shocker!!!

So come on down to the SHAMLABS and collect YOUR Pumpkin Eater 5000. TODAY>

YOu'd be CRAZYEEEEE not to!

(NB Pumpkin Eater can be used only in the hours of 6Pm, and 6AM...if the hunt continues longer, the PE5000 transforms into a rather tasty pumpkin pie full of VALUE FOR MONEY nutrients.BAtteries sold seperately. SHamlabs cannot be held responsible for any loss of life or sanity.)


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for the Everafter NOTContest hosted by see [link] .
the piggy Iggy thing is his character...as is the tiny red hatty character running away in the bottom left corner.